Something Abstract (blink182mest41) wrote in akronpunks,
Something Abstract

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I dont remember me ever posting this so if I did I'm doing it again!!


I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel
functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts
squirting out babies.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or
Marilyn Manson Sang.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular
opinions or actions.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
working at Blockbuster.
In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through
4-7 years of
college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to his or her sexuality - just leave the rest
of us out of it.
My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr.Quinn,
Medicine Woman.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I
am freezing my ass
off through a long winter?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the
desert after getting
chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the
Turks and neither
have you, so shut-the-#$%!-up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
preaches. And where
does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
deciding who should
be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or
trying to guilt
me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should
be revoked, and
you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the
rest of us again.
I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
pretend they are a
political statement.I dont.
I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
mainstream media would
like the world to believe otherwise.
I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex for
both of you. This
even applies when you are President of the United States.
I think Osama's Bin Hiden long enough..."click click BOOM Osama"
If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

oh yeah, by the way, i'm new here... ^_^
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